Take a Looky Loo Inside The Witchery

This hotel has cast a spell on us.

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If you’re all in on coffin couture, The Witchery hotel in Edinburgh, Scotland is your final destination.

Opened in 1979 by Scotland’s premier hotelier and restaurateur James Thomson, the opulent nine-bedroom hotel and pair of restaurants sit at the gates of Edinburgh Castle in the heart of the city’s historic Old Town.

Margot Robbie once called it Hogwarts IRL, but let’s be honest, it’s more like gothic fairytale. The name itself nods to the so-called witches burned on Castlehill in the 16th and 17th centuries, just steps from the front door.

Inside, flickering candlelight, antique furniture and rich scarlet and gold accents adorn the property, adding to the spooky mystique.

Let’s just say you’ll want a nightlight, and yes, even the bathrooms keep the mood.

Each suite and loo has its own personality, but the Turret suite steals the show: an oak-paneled bathroom with a gleaming silver bateau tub that’s giving Saltburn, sans Felix and his bathwater.

Rates start around $700, book here.

Not headed to Edinburgh anytime soon? Never fear, we’ve rounded up the pieces you need to bring the goth-glam magic home.